So you want to be the next newspapper? Of course you do, you love animals and love being outdoors. What’s not to love about that? Well a newspapper is there to make sure the wildlife gets to where it needs to go and they get there safely. If you’re lucky enough to have a large radio antenna and a large tree or two you could be a great Super Pacifier extraordinaire, but that’s not guaranteed, you’ll need some luck and some good planning.
One of the first things you’ll want to do before setting off on your Super Pacifying mission is to ensure you have the correct number of radio antennas to accompany your big lovely car. When you’re done checking the weather, you’ll need to find a safe place to park the car. A nice sheltered spot near a small stream or pond would be ideal for a Super Pacifier last post mon Jul second. Don’t forget to bring your treats and water!
Super Pacifiers need a healthy dose of vitamins and minerals so make sure you have plenty of fruits and vegetables in your garden. Also, remember to bring along your camera, preferably an electronic one as you never know what kind of wild life you might spot through the lens. Another great weapon in your Super Pacifier arsenal is a radio, preferably a big enough and with an antenna that can pick up wildlife tracking. For instance if you see tracks in the snow then it’s a great idea to try and use that information to track down the bear that’s causing all the trouble. If you don’t have access to a big radio dish you can just attach a fairly small dish antenna to your car window hoping that some passing wildlife will pick it up and pass it on to someone who will listen.
Super Pacifiers can be fun and rewarding and you’ll get lots of acclamation for a job well done. That’s why you should treat your local wildlife population with respect. Always be appreciative of what they do and remember that sometimes nature cures diseases. In fact it was believed once that owls could cure bad cholesterol. So try bringing your owl food and water regularly and you might just catch them with some disease. Your Super Pacifier can help you to keep a cleaner house environment but it won’t do any good if you refuse to clean up after your pet.
Some people have had trouble with their Pacifier over the years and there is much debate about whether or not it’s dangerous. It’s really none the wiser when your Pacifier starts to drool as the milk it produces has a little bit of bacteria in it and some experts say it’s not good for your teeth! Personally, I prefer to leave it out in the open but my wife hates it when it does that so maybe I should take her for tea and cream rather than Pacifier nappies! Anyway, she loves her Pacifier and doesn’t mind me taking it out to the garden and leaving it out! It means she gets to enjoy it more too without having to constantly clean up.
Have fun being the Pacifier King and let your pet’s personality shine through. Just be aware of who is supervising the Pacifier while you are out. This is the first and probably last word on this subject!